Tuesday 18 August 2009

Staring into a dating abyss......

What do guys really want? That is the question that so many of us girls ask ourselves and each other. I mean OMG; they really do live on another planet........ I am a successful SWF, I work in the fast paced world of fashion, have great friends but there is still something missing.........when will I find my Mr McDreamy???? It all started to go wrong when I found my ex was cheating on me. It was bad enough that he used to sleep with a hammer next to his bed but to discover that after 5 happy years, my lovely Terry had decided to "change lanes" and ran off with my colleague Giovanni..........what a bastard! I should have seen the signs when we used to share the same knickers but it was still a shock.........

So, back to the question.......what do guys really want? My sister’s boyfriend keeps telling me I should just relax and I will find true love but at the same time, he said I should wear slutty clothes and put out as much as possible. Now the call me the "Chicago’s bike".........what does that bald bastard know anyway!?

Anyway girls, that is enough thoughts for now. Doreen is calling me on the tills; Matalan tends to get really busy during lunchtime xxx